A guy from Texas walks into a pub in Ireland and says “I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkers. I’ll bet that no one here can drink 10 pints in a row.” So no one answers. One man leaves. Half an hour later, the man returns. He says he’d like to try, and suceeds. The Texan has never seen anyone do this before, and is amazed. When asked why he disappeared for half an hour the man says “I had to go to the pub down the street and try it first.
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